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Artery

The study of fine paintings

Barium

What you do when CPR fails

Cesarean Section

A district in Rome

Colic

A sheep dog

Coma

A punctuation mark

Congenital

Friendly

Dilate

To live long

GI Series

Baseball games between teams of soldiers

Hangnail

A coat hook

Medical Staff

A doctor's cane

Minor Operation

Coal digging

Morbid

A higher offer

Nitrate

Lower than the day rate

Node

Was aware of

Organic

Church musician

Outpatient

A person who has fainted

Protein

In favor of young people

Secretion

Hiding anything

Tumor

An extra pair

Urine

Opposite of you're out

Varicose Veins

Veins which are very close together